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  • The Water Connoisseur: Arctic Sol 739mL Bottle ($1.99)
    The Water Connoisseur: Arctic Sol 739mL Bottle ($1.99): waterconnoisseur: I purchased this water at a rest stop somewhere along I-95 in Virginia. I’d been eating sunflower seeds throughout a road trip and ran out of the water I had brought along faster than anticipated. The bottle, despite being of inferior plastic material, is pleasantly clear and large. We […]
  • INNY Awards
    Hey Friends, I’m pleased to say I’ve been nominated for an INNY Award in 3 categories. The Water Connoisseur for Best Blog SeriesNorth Coast for Best Musical ImprovI Love My Job for Best Comedy Song If you have the time your vote would help me win and would be really nice. If you have even more time, tell your friends to vote and then check out what they jus […]
  • The Water Connoisseur: Aquarius Purified Water 500mL Bottle ($2.16)
    The Water Connoisseur: Aquarius Purified Water 500mL Bottle ($2.16): waterconnoisseur: While eating at a Five Guys hamburger chain I had noticeda particular brand of water I was not familiar with. $2.16 is far below my price threshold for water, but the quality should be consistent. The shoddy plastic bottle and retro label made the price seem excessive but […]

Press

“Somehow, it’s pretty funny.” – Huffington Post Review of my Shit ___ Say anti-parody
 
 
“Comedy music video sensation “Hardcore Boris” is Boris Khaykin.” – ComedyRants Video Feature
 
 
“I Love My Job” Featured Video on The Apiary
 
 
“The comedy music video’s lyrics combines the simple pleasures of smoking weed and eating smoked meat layered over a relaxed hip-hop beat and a dirty blues guitar riff. So lick the sauce off your fingers, light up and enjoy.”
 
 
“Best Tracks: How to Make a Hip Hop Hit 101, Peace Rap” – TMC aka Tom McCaffrey album review. I produced and rapped on Peace Rap.