The Water Connoisseur: Arctic Sol 739mL Bottle ($1.99)
The Water Connoisseur: Arctic Sol 739mL Bottle ($1.99): waterconnoisseur: I purchased this water at a rest stop somewhere along I-95 in Virginia. I’d been eating sunflower seeds throughout a road trip and ran out of the water I had brought along faster than anticipated. The bottle, despite being of inferior plastic material, is pleasantly clear and large. We […]
INNY Awards
Hey Friends, I’m pleased to say I’ve been nominated for an INNY Award in 3 categories. The Water Connoisseur for Best Blog SeriesNorth Coast for Best Musical ImprovI Love My Job for Best Comedy Song If you have the time your vote would help me win and would be really nice. If you have even more time, tell your friends to vote and then check out what they jus […]
The Water Connoisseur: Aquarius Purified Water 500mL Bottle ($2.16)
The Water Connoisseur: Aquarius Purified Water 500mL Bottle ($2.16): waterconnoisseur: While eating at a Five Guys hamburger chain I had noticeda particular brand of water I was not familiar with. $2.16 is far below my price threshold for water, but the quality should be consistent. The shoddy plastic bottle and retro label made the price seem excessive but […]

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Hardcore Boris

Boris Khaykin is a comedian and rapper. He can be seen regularly throughout the tri-state area doing stand up, improv, and sketch. As a stand up, he has been featured on the “Live at UCB” Stand Up Showcase, Collegehumor Live, and North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival’s “All Star Showcase”.

He has appeared in and written for videos featured on Comedy Central, Collegehumor, Huffington Post, Laughspin, High Times, and UCBcomedy. Boris hosts the popular Tuesday Night Open Mic every Tuesday at 11:30pm at the UCB East. On the Chris Gethard Show (UCB, MNN, theChrisGethardshow.com) Boris has performed stand up, rapped, and once made out with a live dog. Boris raps frequently as a member of freestyle rap/improv group North Coast, as his alter-ego ‘Hardcore Boris,’ and as a rapper on NYC’s The Ride (www.experiencetheride.com).

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